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See the best local comics at Helium Comedy Club's Open Mic Extravaganza!

Interested in getting on-stage? Visit us here for more info!

This show is 21+ (18+ with parent). Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Calling all new and seasoned comics! Join us Wednesdays between 5pm and 8pm for happy hour food and drink, camaraderie, and to workshop your material with fellow comedians. We’ve hand-picked established comics to hang out for one-on-one sessions with newer comics, providing feedback on your work.

Free admission to the evening’s homegrown show is included as a perk for all participants, calendar permitting. Happy Hour specials may vary.

Bloc Dates / Veteran Comedians

• 8/2 - Todd Armstrong and Joann Schinderle (2017 Funniest Finalist!)
• 8/9 - Don Frost and Jacob Christopher
• 8/16 - Alex Falcone (2017 Funniest Finalist!) and Katie Nguyen
• 8/23 - Marcus Coleman and Amanda Arnold
• 8/30 - Caitlin Weierhauser (2017 Funniest Champ!) and Kirsten Kuppenbender (2017 Funniest Finalist!)

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Comedy is difficult. Moving to a new city even more so. These poor souls decided to do both and picked Portland, a city rightfully wary of outsiders. The second edition of Helium's Transplants showcase features some of the brightest comedic minds from across the country that have moved to Portland specifically in pursuit of furthering their comedy endeavors. Part of Portland's allure is the city's strong support of the arts community and comedy is no exception. They're not here to steal your apartment or open another coffee shop. They're simply here to prove their worth among the city's thriving comedy and arts scene. They are the Transplants.

Hosted by James Bosquez with headliner Jacob Christopher.

Featuring: Nicky Moon, Brandon Lyons, Kelly Richardson, Matt Erickson, Hunter Donaldson, and Laci Day, with a guest spot from Chris Johnson!

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

You may know Jeff Dye from his many appearances on TV. Jeff was the host of MTV's "Numbnuts" and "Money From Strangers," was a recurring cast member on ABC’s "Extreme Makeover Home Edition," and made regular appearances on "Girl Code." In the comedy world, Jeff Dye has appeared on "Live at Gotham," has his own "The Half-Hour" special on Comedy Central, and was a finalist on NBC’s "Last Comic Standing."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Mark Normand’s fun-loving style has entertained audiences on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," "Conan," "Last Comic Standing," "SXSW Comedy," "John Oliver's New York Standup Show," "The Half Hour," and the upcoming Comedy Central one hour special: "Amy Schumer Presents Mark Normand: Don't Be Yourself." When not on stage Mark has been seen on "Horace and Pete", "Inside Amy Schumer" and numerous other shows on Comedy Central, MTV, TruTV, and Vh1. Podcast "Tuesdays with Stories" available on SiriusXM as well as iTunes, Laughable, and other podcast locations.

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Test your comedic limits! Get ready for the raunchiest, naughtiest, dirtiest, oh-no-he-didn't comedy show on the entire west coast. 12 comics for $12 performing material that comes straight from the swarthy gutter of comedic ingenuity. Bring your honey, lover, boo or best friend and find out just how far their comedic envelope can be pushed.

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Every few months we gather up the best that Rip City has to offer!

Ladies Night!

Featuring: Julia Ramos, Amanda Lynn-Deal, Kelly Richardson, Alayna Becker, Kate Murphy, Laura Anne-Whitley, Barbara Holm, Andie Main, Amanda Arnold, and JoAnn Schinderle!

Hosted by: Katie Nguyen

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Gary Owen is one of the busiest and most beloved comics in America. Owen’s constant touring and appearances on “ComicView,” “Real Husbands of Hollywood,” and “Tyler Perry’s House of Payne” have earned him legions of fans and the title of “Black America’s Favorite White Comedian” from Ebony Magazine. His upcoming special “I Got My Associates” is slated to air on Showtime later this year.

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Rapper, actor, comedian and social media phenom – Chingo Bling is all these things. Millions of fans already know him from his music parody albums and YouTube videos, which celebrate and have fun with Mexican-American culture and identity. Now he’s hitting the road as a stand-up, bringing live comedy to sold out showrooms around the country.

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

A core member of the "Chelsea Lately" roundtable, Josh Wolf is a staple of the LA comedy circuit. In addition to his work on "Chelsea Lately" and its spinoff "After Lately," Wolf had his own show on CMT, "The Josh Wolf Show," and has appeared numerous times on Doug Benson's "Getting Doug with High."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Doug Benson is known for his popular podcasts (including “Doug Loves Movies” and "Getting Doug With High"), films ("Super High Me,” “The Greatest Movie Ever Rolled,” "Chronic-Con: Episode 420"), appearances on TV shows like "@midnight," "The Trailer Park Boys" and "You're The Worst" and now he has his own show on Comedy Central called "The High Court." All rise for the comedy of Judge Doug!

Please note: THIS IS A STAND-UP SHOW

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Comedian Doug Benson ("Super High Me" and Comedy Central's "The High Court") hosts a podcast where he talks to his hilarious special surprise guests about his first love…movies! To have a chance at winning some prizes, bring a movie themed name tag!

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

From the mind of two of Portland's favorite comics, David Mascorro and Adam Pasi, comes a BRAND NEW comedy game show, Funny Humans vs. The Wheel! This hilarious show pits local comics against a wheel that's chock-full of challenges, including Bad Hype Man, Spicy Comedy, Sing Your Set, and many more!

May 24th - Hosted by Adam Pasi and David Mascorro | Featuring: JoAnn Schinderle, Grace Sadie Cejas, Lance Edwards, Dan Weber, and Steven Wilber

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Comedian and Actor Harland Williams is known the world over for his hilarious movie roles and outlandish stand up and sketch comedy routines. From his unforgettable roles in films such as "Dumb and Dumber," "Something about Mary," "Half Baked," "Rocketman," and so many more. Add to this his incredible stand up comedy routines, which have been seen on "Letterman," "The Tonight Show," "Conan," HBO, Comedy Central and everywhere else.

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Top comics, top secret. This one's for the real comedy superfans. We've hand-picked some of our favorite stand-up comics from around the country to perform secret, one-off shows right here at Helium. Who do we have lined up? We're not saying, and you won't find out until they hit the stage. So take a chance, roll the dice, and join us for some serious laughs!

Hints for September 27th:

• Was named a Comedy Central Comic to Watch
• Recently appeared on Chris Hardwick's @Midnight
• Is currently writing for and starring in a new Netflix comedy series

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Todd Glass' comedy is often satirical, sometimes irreverent but always funny. Todd has appeared on such shows as "Tosh.0," "Louie," "The Daily Show," and "Conan," in addition to his own one hour Netflix special. Ever the road warrior, Todd has toured with the likes of David Cross, Louis C.K., Jim Gaffigan, and Sarah Silverman. You can listen to him weekly on his podcast: "The Todd Glass Show."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Lez Stand Up started with a magical idea in Kirsten Kuppenbender's brain and has turned into a magical reality for Portland (and select cities)! Feminist, Lesbian, Funny, and Terribly Good-Looking; Lez Stand Up is the only Troupe of its kind!

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime) and are $12 in advance, $15 at the door.

Steve Rannazzisi is one of the funniest stand-up comics working today, having honed his craft as a regular at the world famous Comedy Store in L.A. for over a decade. Known best as Shiva-blasting commissioner Kevin McArthur from the hit FXX show "The League," Rannazzisi has two well-received hour-long Comedy Central specials to his name, "Steve Rannazzisi: Manchild" and "Breaking Dad."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

WWYT?" is a Live Comedy Show featuring some of the best comedians around talking about dating, relationships and all the mistakes in between. After a few performances the comics will be avaliable to discuss everything from sweet written letters to unsolicited NSFW pics. The audience is encouraged to share messages, pictures and stories of everything. There will be a projector for all of us to share. Come join in the debauchery in a power point format Standup and learn a little bit more about human sexuality. The first LIVE show in Portland! Featuring: Joanne Schinderle, Tyler Smith, Chris Ettrick, Andrew Rivers, Carl Lee, and maybe a few surprises!

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Dan Cummins is a stand-up vet whose goofy, autobiographical style of comedy has made him a favorite in clubs around the country. Cummins' hour-long Comedy Central special "Crazy with a Captial F" is a network favorite, and his recent appearance on "This Is Not Happening" is a can't-miss. Since 2012, Cummins has served as the host of "The Playboy Morning Show."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

David Spade is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, musician, dancer, and television personality. He rose to fame in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, then began a successful acting career in both film and television. He also starred and co-starred in the films, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt,Joe Dirt 2, Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2, among others.

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Brian Posehn is a multi-talented writer, actor and comedian. He is the co-writer for Marvel's "Deadpool," and hosts "Nerd Poker," a podcast where fellow comedians play Dungeons and Dragons. He's starred in Comedy Central's "The Sarah Silverman Program," has three comedy albums and is one of the original members of the "Comedians of Comedy." He's also appeared on many sitcoms such as "Seinfeld," "Everybody Loves Raymond," "Community," "New Girl" and "The Big Bang Theory."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Christopher Titus is best known for his autobiographical TV show "Titus." A veteran of the comedy industry, Titus has the unique ability of turning dysfunctional family dynamics into a badge of honor. He is raw, real and most of all, funny. His specials are set more like a play than a comedy show. He has guest-starred on "Rizzoli & Isles," "The Exes," and "CSI: Miami." Everyone walks out of a Christopher Titus show knowing him and loving him.

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Rod Man's uproarious yet relatable brand of stand-up has earned him the admiration of comedy fans from coast-to-coast. Rod Man quickly became one of the most in-demand comedians in the country following his first place finish on "Last Comic Standing" in 2014, and has racked up appearances on "ComicView," "The Tonight Show," and "The Mo'Nique Show."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Beth Stelling is a stand-up comedian, writer and actress based in Los Angeles, who Time Out Magazine names a Comic to Watch in 2016. Beth made her late night television debut on "Conan." In 2014, Beth appeared on "@Midnight," "Chelsea Lately," and "The Pete Holmes Show." She most recently performed stand-up on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," after Jimmy saw her at UCB and approached her personally.

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Named one of the "25 Funniest People in America" by Entertainment Weekly Magazine, Dave Attell's caustic wit, rapid-fire delivery and choice of material that can best be described as "very adult" has earned him the reputation as a "comic's comic." But if you ask Attell, he'd say, "I'm just trying to get some laughs and sell some drinks."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Comedy and writing partners Trae Crowder, Drew Morgan and Corey Ryan Forrester are ready to meet the people. You've seen Trae’s Liberal Redneck viral videos, you've read their weekly blog and now you'll see them at their best - performing stand up comedy.

The VIP Package preferred seating plus access to VIP meet & greet after the show!

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)